I HATE MAC AND CHEESE because i ate half the dish and i thought ok, i'm finished, but then i was like "perhaps a bit more" and now i'm sitting here feeling like absolute shit. like there is a mac and cheese monster in my gut making me regret all of my decisions.
i got a hair cut too and when i left the salon i was really upset because i was 90% sure i looked like rachel green (friends). i smoked like 90 cigs and kept stopping in front of reflective surfaces so i could stare at myself. i was looking at myself outside of a laundry mat and eventually a man came out and was like "may i help you" and i was like "oh i've just dropped something..." then i rushed off. it was terrible. so when i got home i looked in the mirror for a LONG TIME and decided it's actually better than i thought and not rachel-y. thank god for that
oh man i feel so shitty. i'm not ever eating mac and cheese again. uuuugggggggggg
i am going to go sit in the toilet for awhile
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MAC AND CHEESE IS DELICIOUS you're a nut I bet your don't look like Rachel Green (friends) does it look better since you've washed it? Hairdressers always style it gay. Cos they are gay. I'm getting my hair cut on Thursday I don't want to look gay
ReplyDeletewe should get matching hair cuts. and spectacles
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